Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
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