i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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