Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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