i jhust puked up my retainher.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I wish i was in the wii world.
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we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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