well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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