im drinking this country out of the recession.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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