he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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