The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
