Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.