I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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