You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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