Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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