you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
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Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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