$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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