Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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