you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
How external is "for external use only"?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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