It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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