I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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