3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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