just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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