he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You can't special order awesome
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Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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