My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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