It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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