we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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