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say what?
wanna hang out?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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