I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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