A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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