you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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