This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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