i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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