I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
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I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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