Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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