Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
smell my finger.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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