I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
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