Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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