Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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