glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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