I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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