Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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