so explain again why im purple
no
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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