i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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