why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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