I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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