How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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