How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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