he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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