Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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