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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...

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• (925): View more from California

  I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't

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• (408): View more from California

  I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete

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• (254): View more from Texas

  The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.

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