guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.