the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
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