Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
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you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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